So, if you live in Kruger you quickly get to know the family you never knew you had. You see, during this time we (all of a sudden) had so many visitors. Your cousins twice removed sister’s child will phone and swap out old stories from their youth, revise some family recipes and eventually tell you how they would love to come and visit you. This however is all code for “Hey, we heard you are living in Kruger, meaning we get to live for free under the name of family.”
Luckily this was not the case with everybody. My mom’s sister had a visit planned from the get go. They said that they would come during the first long weekend on the calendar. And so they did. They were on their way and we had to get our new house ready for the visit.
As soon as they arrived we had to organise the sleeping arrangements, since we have a three-bedroom house, and there are six people visiting. My two eldest cousins would sleep in my sister’s room, while my aunt and uncle would stay in my room. And the rest of us (my sister my two cousins and myself) would share the living room – sleepover style. We had the mattresses ready for us and we were planning on watching late night movies and staying up as late as we could.
We soon had the chance to show the family around. We showed them the camp, we went for a drive to the closest watering hole and by dawn we lit a cozy fire in our back yard where we listened to the sounds of the bushveld in between the crackling fire.
The wind started to become a nuisance and we went inside to have dinner. Soon everybody was retiring to their rooms. The smaller cousins were all in the living room fighting on who gets to sleep on which mattress. For some reason my mom convinced me to sleep closest to the door to the backyard.
“You are the only boy! You can protect the girls from any mean old lion that try to come in,” she joked. A joke she would soon regret.
Everyone was exhausted from the eventful day, so it did not take very long for most of us to fall asleep. Everyone, except me. The wind was still acting up. Creating an earie ambiance outside.
To be quite honest – I was a bit scared. In Kruger there are no streetlights, so when the lights are turned off it gets so dark that you cannot even see your hand in front of you. Even after your eyes have adjusted to the low light. I was on the edge with the howling wind outside and the fact that it was so dark.
And then it started…
From out of nowhere came a growl. So loud and clear. I shot up. Like a meerkat I looked at the area of where the door is. Then nothing. Only darkness.
I breathed deeply and slowly and tried to go to sleep.
But before I could even think of it, the growl was there again. I glanced over at my sister and cousins. How could they not hear this?
It kept on going.
It was so loud that the windows in the house vibrated. I kid you not.
It felt like it was coming closer and closer to the door.
The door that I, the only boy, was supposed to guard. From lions.
Louder and louder it became and the more hysterical I became on the inside.
And then the door began to rattle. And the growl went hand-in-hand with it.
I believed I was brave. I know I am strong. The lion will go away now. Just be brave. You need to protect them.
I took a deep breath.
Go away, go away, go away. I prayed.
Then it came again. The door rattling and the terrible growl. Any moment now that lion will burst through that door.
Then I thought, no boy my age should be expected to fight a hungry lion trying to enter your house. In my mind he was about to eat me and my cousins. This was a job for a grown up.
I shot up and ran through our long hallway to my parents’ room. Tears of fear now pouring from my eyes.
“Yes, dear?” my mom replied.
“Mom, there is a lion in our yard. Trying to come in and eat us!” I said through the crying.
“It is all in your imagination dear,” said my mom.
“No, it’s not!”
And then it came again. The growl. Loud and clear for me and my mom to hear.
“See! There it is!” I said relieved.
And then my mom started laughing.
“My dear boy, that is your uncle. You know he snores like he is imitating a Massey Ferguson”
I have to admit, my uncle does not snore like any other person. It is as if you are starting up a diesel tractor but in intervals. Loud and clear. Making windows vibrate. No one knows how my aunt can sleep next to him.
“It can’t be! The lion is at the door. It is trying to claw the door open with its huge paws!” I said now hysterical due to the fact that my mother thought a lion eating her son would be funny.
My mom got up and walked with me to the living room. She opened the door and showed me that there was no lion to be afraid of and that it was just the wind making the door rattle. We also peeked into my room where my aunt and uncle was sleeping, to witness the horrible sound up close.
Moral of the story – never tell a boy that he needs to guard the door from hungry lions.